Here i take the final sip and sit down to write my first post.
I started off my career in a service based company where i was paid for having snacks,gossiping,watching you tube videos MINUS "WORK".After having 1.2 years of snacks buffet i thought of working on something productive so i joined a product based company.Initial 6 months most of the things i did were changed at least N times and were stated as ENHANCEMENTS.
There was no difference between me and a dog but soon I came to office @12 pm++.As i entered in the 1st floor i feel if i could have a shortcut to my cubicle.Then starts that 60 seconds humiliating walk avoiding visual contact with my "BOSSES".I realize that i am the odd man out in the team as office hours starts @8.15..so i am nearly 3:45 minutes(Best case) late.I start of my Bugzilla to find my name in Big Bold letters.That's good morning for me.I start my "BULLSHIT ON THE FAN" journey resolving issues.
After Surviving through the COLD WAR period for the entire day.At 8.O clock in the evening i get to hear footsteps nearing me.Suddenly i feel some seismic vibrations in my cubicle.My heart keeps on shouting "NO NOT AGAIN" alas..I am assigned a new task that needs to be completed by EOD.
Guys this EOD is relative.(STILL DINT FIGURE OUT THE END TIME)
It has several effects:
1)It can dismantle your next 24 hour plans.
2)It can screw your lover's mood as you have only few terms to think of and talk of..
like "I AM REAL","THAT'S ERROR","WRONG ESTIMATION"
I have a phobia with meeting rooms reasons are justified.Bosses ask me to give estimates.
Suddenly a while loop of ifs and else s run into my mind imagining the rear future.
Suddenly some N days are being given(I don't know whether those N days includes weekends or not).
Anyway after finishing your share of "SHIT".You get to hear "YOU ARE NO WHERE NEAR EXPECTATION"..:(
One to one meeting means SCREW YOUR ASS meeting...
It is like an "BATTLE ROOM".It has 2 warriors Outcome is known only the way of demolishing differs.
Here starts the first attack.
Whats your job expectation?
Ans:Something challenging,exploring new tech bla bla..(Suddenly a kick comes from within your heart..What the heck you are saying?STOP NOW UNTIL ITS LATE!!!!).I tried playing safe.
What kind of work do you expect?
Ans:I want something that's...(I have no clue of what i am speaking and I believe i have dig a big hole).
Can you tell me something which you have done to raise the standards of team?
Ans-PAUSE AFTER PAUSE AFTER PAUSE.Here i had lost my weapon and given up.
Will you stretch extra hours if so needed(THIS MEANS I NEEDED TO ALWAYS STRETCH)?(Chuckling sound)
Ans:Yes Sure(Now i have CHOKED myself).Suddenly i feel like in mid of Sahara desert.
Finally comes out CHAMP BOSS and LOSER.
Anyway things have settled now.
My PM is on leave.So the counter is going to increase for my @12 pm timing.Work load is less(i.e NO WORK).So a happy festive mood is there in the team.People are actively engaged in smart phone games.
Finally letters have become cluttered.Cant Blog anymore.Eyes shutting down.I put a alarm for next day in silent mode.Good Morning!!!!
